My parents died in a Goonswarm raid leaving myself and my two sisters orphens. We were adopted by the great Governor Arnold Swartzenheimer, who raised as to be strong, confident, warrior women. At 3 years old, I learned hand to hand swordsmanship; at four years old, I killed my first chicken, and cooked it up Kentucky style. at 5 years I entered puberty, and grew into a c-cup at 6 years old I grew to 5 ft 8 inches tall. Thats when I learned that I had power over men. I learned the art of war: infiltration, deception when only 6 years old. I graduated from high school at 7 years, and receaved a Bachelor's degree at 10 years old in tactical warfare. At 13 I had my masters degree, and had razor blades implaned in my twat.
Now I like to pick up Goonswarm members, take them to hotel, and have Nuk Nuk, leaving them bloodied and crying on the bed, as I slam the door behind me, laughing Mewhhaaa, you fukers!
I get on my flying motorcycle, and take off out of there.
My favorite ship: A chevy Impala with a 214 Jeep mounted Gatlan Gun, with a doomsday device in the trunk.
My Favorite Saying: Sometimes ya gotta say what the fuk.
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