Rozzlarn (Caldari) “The practical one.” (Also the sketchy one.)
Rozzlarn speaks in numbers, thinks in margins, and negotiates with the intensity of someone who’s watched too many videos about arbitrage trading. He's Caldari to the bone: risk-averse, graph-obsessed, and utterly devoid of hobbies. The only thing he loves more than a successful market flip is reminding Rizzlarn that “faith doesn't pay the docking fees.”
He insists the "Larn" brothers were part of a failed Caldari corporate cloning experiment meant to create the perfect logistics team, which—shockingly—was shut down when all the clones developed wildly different personalities. Joack found him trying to sell reprocessed junk as "limited edition prototypes."
He now manages sales, procurement, and gaslighting.