When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation my father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation." "Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier, my boy, why not consider a more challenging career!"
Hey-Ho-Ho You'll cruise to foreign shores And you'll keep your mind and body sound by working out of doors
True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without And when you're a professional pirate That's what the job's about
Now take the Kairiola, the Gallente all despise it But to the State it is a hero - and they idolize it It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Hey-Ho-Ho We're honorable men And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
On occasion there may be someone you have to execute But when you're a professional pirate You don't have to wear a suit (...what?)
Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever like to meet
Hey-ho-ho It's one for all for one And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be
And when you're a professional pirate You'll be honest, brave, and free The soul of decency You'll be loyal and fair and on the square And most importantly
When you're a professional pirate You're always in the best of company