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Hello, My name is [insert Your Name], and I was [ ] Ganked [ ] Tackled [ ] Killed [ ] Trolled [ ] Decloaked [ ] Scammed [ ] Ransomed by [insert My Name here] on [insert date here] in the [insert System Name here].
I am [please check at least one] [ ] A Poor Newbro [ ] A Troll [ ] A Very Sad Panda [ ] A Filthy Casual [ ] A Cyno Alt [ ] A Terrible Pilot [ ] The Best EVE Player in the History of EVER
I am writing to inform you, that you are [ ] A Bastard [ ] A Carebear [ ] An Asshole [ ] Very Handsome [ ] A Loser [ ] A Banana [ ] Terrible at the Game
Therefore I have taken it upon myself to enlist the help of [ ] My Whole Corp & Alliance [ ] Local Wildlife [ ] Florida Man [ ] A Really Great FC [ ] A Game Master/CCP Dev [ ] My Buddy who's been playing since 2003 and is way better than you
to come and [ ] Kill you all [ ] Contemplate my life decisions [ ] Salute you [ ] Ruin your life [ ] Ban you from the game permanently [ ] Other (Please Specify)
as revenge for you ruining my [ ] Ego [ ] Pod + Implants [ ] Mission Running Ship [ ] MIning Op [ ] FW Plexing [ ] Abyssal Run [ ] Null ISK Farming and making me look like a complete scrub.