Did I kill you? Please fill out the below and mail it to me. Thank you.

Hello,
My name is [insert victim name], and I was:
[] Ganked
[] Tackled
[] Killed
[] Trolled
[] Disturbed
[] Decloaked
by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the [Insert System Name here].

I am a [please check at least one]:
[] Pirate
[] Troll
[] Sad, sad, Panda
[] Talent Scout
[] Lurker
[] Cyno Alt

I am writing to inform you, that yourself are
[] Bastard
[] Carebear
[] Asshole
[] Handsome
[] Loser
[] a Banana

Therefore I have taken it upon myself to enlist the help of my
[] Whole Corp & Alliance
[] Local Wildlife
[] Buddy who's been playing for 2 years and is Uber

to come and
[] Kill you all
[] Contemplate my life decisions
[] Salute you
[] Other (Please Specify) ___

as revenge for you ruining my
[] Pod + Implants
[] Mission Running ship
[] MIning Op
[] FW Plexing
[] Ego

Thanks,
Your Name