I downloaded the Robinhood app a few months ago after my big-peened buddy (who is also retarded) told me about an opportunity to double my tendies by investing in this DOGE coin thing. Well I of course was already an investor, as I owned .0075 of a GME share and 2 shares of AMC, and was well on my way to being a millionaire, so I took a sizeable chunk of my capital ($20) and put it behind this ingenious idea. I learned from the best (Elon Musk and Mark Cuban), and now own three businesses (two lemonade stands and I sell weed). Maybe one day you guys could be successful too if you worked hard enough.