The story begins with the birth of "Hans". A young boy from a gang hood in space. His mother abandoned him directly after he was born. Nobody loved him. Until his corporation: NexaVast VoidWorks found him.
Here he learned how to do some vague wizardy shit and became: "TovenaarHans", A great wise mentally retarded wizard from space which actually doesn't know how to practice magic. And he doesn't even like it. So fuck magic lol.
After this traumatic experience, Hans got diagnosed with Autism. This will haunt him for the rest of his life. He will never recover from this and is cursed to be an autistic, mentally retarded wizard for the rest of his life. The worst part of this is: HE IS INCAPABLE!
To this day, Hans never spoke to everyone about this experience and his condition. He asks everybody who reads this to treat him with love. Send him some free ISK to help him cope with this huge burden! Thank you all for reading this fucking story. I hope the magic will fuck you all in the ass. Bye <3
Special Note:
I am going to kill every ship which comes into my path with my last braincells. And a big wooden magic wand. <3