What the hell, u/McDonalds? I thought the customer is always right, yet earlier today when I ran into the kitchen of one of your not-so-fine establishments and emptied my ass into the deep frier the employees kicked me out! All I wanted to do was to eat my own fried turds, a very reasonable request, yet the incompetent hack of a fry cook there was baffled by my actions. Not even me demanding to see the manager helped the situation because even he wanted me out. This is a clear violation of the cornerstone McDonald's policy of "The customer is always right", and I wish to speak to the CEO about what happened