"I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, 'Fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me... You can't get fooled again!"

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully"

"They misunderestimated me"

"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks."

"I've now been in 50...seven states? I think one left to go"

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is."

"Facts are stupid things."

"Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"Go f**k yourself."

"When the President does it, that means it's not illegal."

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."