I am not out for blood on everybody. Think of me as that local houseless person who always has the finest 420, and a fast bike. I love the houseless, the beggar, the student, the humble benefactor, the nurse who gives us aid in our times of need. I love the wicked, and the faithful, for I was one of these people, one each and all.
Am I a pirate? Absolutely. But don't get it twisted... I do not steal from the poor. That is bad form, smee!! VERY bad form.
Nay, but ye shall find ye bones on the bottom of Davy Jones' lockerrrrrrr if ye sae an single word agai'n me hearties!