Step 1: find and lock target. Step 2: Unzip your Massive warp disruptor. Step 3: Gently but firmly rapid tap your "W" key. Step 4: When they are close shoot your Web all over their face. Step 5: As you cry out in ecstasy, throw all your drones in their face and shout "SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!"
How to get killed by your FC.
>"Ok guys, JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" >"Align! Align! Align!" >"Fleet Warp! Fleet Warp! Fleet Warp!" >"Shit.......Uh, Get your pods out guys"
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