The Amarr pray for God The Caldari pray for money The Gallente pray for peace The Minmatar pray for their ships to hold together...
Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop resisting. Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here. Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range ........ Ah screw this, drones attack! Minmatar: Damnit, the duct tape came off again.
THE COMMANDMENTS OF EVE: 1. Thou shalt not go afk unless thou wishes to lose thy ship. 2. Thou shall not smash thy computer from eve emo rage. 3. Thou shalt not mix gun types. 4. Thou shalt not shield & armor tank unless thou art looking for an ass kicking. 5. Thou shalt not steal from thy allies. 6. Thou shall not talk in local, except when its funny af. 7. Thou shalt not Pass out while mining & care bearing. 8. Thou shall not play wanker music in TS. 9. Thou shall ignore annoying GF/wife and play EVE. Unless your Gf/wife plays EVE, then she is a goddess. 10. Thou shall clean ears out and LISTEN to the fucking FC!!!!