1. Once you have their money... you never give it back. 2. The best deal is the one that brings the most profit. 3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to. 4. Always exaggerate your estimates. 5. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money. 6. A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along. 7. Satisfaction is not guaranteed. 8. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman. 9. What's in it for me? 10. It never hurts to suck up to the boss. 11. Profit is its own reward. 12. Feed your greed, but not enough to choke it. 13. Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. 14. There is no substitute for success. 15. Free advice is seldom cheap. 16. Keep your lies consistent. 17. If you break it, I'll charge you for it! 18. Never let the competition know what you're thinking. 19. Learn the customer's weaknesses, so that you can better take advantage of him. 20. Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits. 21. better to lose some profit and live than lose all profit and die 22. If you can't take it with you, don't go. 23. Trust is the biggest liability of all. 24. There is no honor in poverty. 25. You can't free a fish from water. 26. You can't make a deal if you're dead. 27. Listen to secrets, but never repeat them. 28. Only fools pay retail. 29. There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket. 30. Sell the sizzle, not the steak. 31. Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit. 32. Hear all, trust nothing. 33. Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money. 34. Trouble comes in threes. 35. It's never too late to fire the staff. 36. The justification for profit is profit. 37. Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them. 38. Always know what you're buying. 39. More is good... all is better. 40. A wife is luxury... a smart accountant a necessity.