Greetings Fellow Humans, I am the Inanimate Carbon Rod!
I am cylindrical rod of carbon 12 inches long with a diameter of 1 inch. I am part of group 14 of the periodic table, have a half life of 5,730 years and am one of the few elements known since antiquity.
You may remember me as the 15th most abundant element in the earths crust and the fourth most abundant element in the universe by mass.
In real life I am an employee at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and have previously won the “Worker of the Week Award” in recognition of my “tireless efforts” without which the plant could not function. In my spare time I play Eve and take part in the NASA Space Shuttle program.
Things to bear in mind: In recorded history there are no instances of any Inanimate Carbon Rod breaching an NDA or being banned for a breach of the EULA.
Reviews: [★★★★★] "When under extreme pressure and heat of the CSM, I’m betting he’ll come through shining like a jewel!" - Buoytender Bob [★★★★☆] "You have my vote." - Alpha Explorer [★★★★☆] "Still a better CSM candidate than Anveri" - Garad Martar
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