Understanding A Minmatar Armor Tank:

Armor Repairer = A Roll Of Duct Tape
TIP: If Heavy Combat Is Expected, Remember To Bring An Extra Roll Or Two.

Damage Control Unit = Any Random Object Placed Over The Warning Light Console. This Way Your Not Bothered With Annoying Things Like A Flashing HULL BREACH Light.
TIP: Many MInmatar Choose A Scrap Of Cardboard For Their DCU, It's Easy To Find And Cheap To Replace.

Armor Plating = Spraying The Entire Hull Of The Minmatar Ship With Glue Or Any Other Appropriatly Sticky Substance Then Flying Behind An Amarr Ship As It Dumps Its Trash And Other Wastes.
TIP: This Step Can Be Repeated. As The Miscellaneous Debris Adds Up On The Hull Of The Ship Armor Strength Increases.


AND REMEMBER IF YOUR MINMATAR SHIP IS MAKING UNPLEASANT MECHANICAL NOISES SUCH AS: CLANKING, GRINDING, KNOCKING ETC. IMMEDIATELY TURN UP THE VOLUME OF YOUR MUSIC AND THE PROBLEM WILL GO AWAY.