You walk into Jita 4.4 bar and see the massive bar with the exotic dancers strutting their stuff on the double poles, When over the din you hear "I don't want to be a Karen, but!!!".
Your focus turns to see Zepar wiggling a finger at the barkeeper, A first look of this strange patron isn't anything special, but out of no where she pulls out an (alleged) back massager... in the shape of burj khalifa and decks the barkeeper with it.
You laugh, as there is now a massive space where the back massager streatches and is being span round above the 4 foot 3 zepar. You walk in avoiding the first swing and say let me buy you a drink.
The night ends up being a drunken 3 hour bar fight with one guy, Who was playing pool, losing 3 Balls, 4 arms and 2 pinky toes.
Zepar Yazria fitted and ready for the next fight...