Those of you who are of flemish descent, might remember the character Dokter Krimson from the Suske en Wiske comic books.
When I was in middle school, we had a teacher who looked just like the character.
One day he decided to teach us how rockets work. Just your basic orbital mechanics - but seeing how we were in a technical school, we commonly decided that guy had to be just as evil as his lookalike from the comic books (minus the pill popping) so Krimson Rockets was born.
Technical schools have all sorts of odd equipment standing around which look like they would make perfect props as part of a secret Rocket Base. If one would only find the entrance.
I was one of his students, and we never did find the entrance...
Moving forward, names will be redacted for privacy reasons.
M... Airlines
Krimson's Rival was M... Airlines. Which was another teacher, Mr M... who was the unfortunate victim of a prank which involved a paper airplane with the inscription M... Airlines written on it. I'm sure it wasn't meant to be intercepted or found by Mr M... himself, but it was. And thus M... Airlines stuck around, Surely if there was an airfield around school, we'd know. So for credability reasons, Mr M...'s airfields were based in Ethiopia. At the height of the hunger crisis, labor was believed to be cheap, and virtually weightless. Paper airplanes, remember...
They never seemed to carry guns or ammunition, the best way to strike back at Krimson Rockets was by means of kamikaze.
V... Vuilpitjes
Another teacher in the list of suspect was Mr V..., who just happened to share his name with the local constructor of sewage drain rosters. Whenever he wasn't teaching, we believed him to be down there. Whenever one of Krimson or Mr M...'s bases needed invading, there was always a sewer connection ready to go.
D...
Mr D... obviously had a bad day at some point as we caught him teaching while reeking of Alcohol. Chances are a healthy dose of alcohol was the only way to survive being in a classroom with us for nearly two hours. But so it happened. To make matters worse his subject was safety regulations. So whenever a Krimson base or an M... Airfield was in need of a bit of an accident, we had Mr D... on site, totally wasted, always wondering what the purpose of the next button was.
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