Thou shalt not depress the infernal "Vee," for it displeaseth BoB and alarms thine corpmates. Thou shalt scan every wormhole with diligence, for BoB rewards the curious explorer. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s loot cans, for Signal Cartel lives in kindness and not in greed. Thou shalt reside in the safty of worm holes, as this is where the faithfull are closest to BoB.
Thou shalt honor thy Rescue Cache, and keep it stocked, for BoB smiles upon the helpful. Thou shalt not shoot unless first shot upon, and even then, thou shalt consider waving instead. Thou shalt always bookmark thy exit, for BoB cares not for the stranded. Thou shalt carry fireworks and snowballs, spreading joy to all in local.
Thou shalt greet thine capsuleer kin with warmth, even if they are pirates or scammers. Thou shalt honor the Credo and resist temptation, even when a stranded Drake drops shiny loot. Thou shalt warp cloaked, for stealth is the tool of the wise and peaceful. Thou shalt say “o7” in local, for BoB respects the courteous pilot.
Thou shalt stay neutral for it keeps BoB's peace. Thou shalt not panic when trapped, for BoB’s favor can lead to an unexpected rescue. Thou shalt replace every probe lost to the void, for an unscanned signature dishonors the fleet. Thou shalt never leave behind an MTU unless it is filled with blessings and not destruction.
Thou shalt admire the beauty of New Eden’s nebulas, for BoB’s artistry knows no bounds. Thou shalt share thy knowledge freely, for every explorer is kin in BoB’s eyes. Thou shalt not mock the ganker who misses, for even they are children of BoB. Thou shalt chant “BOB WILLS IT!” before every launch of fireworks or rescue operation, to honor the deity of cosmic surprises.Thou shalt
Thou shalt make mistakes, but fear not, Bob cherishes those who learn from their mistakes.