I am collecting horribly bricked abyssal mods. If you have any terrible rolls, I would be happy to take them off your hands. If you want, send me a contract of terrible abyssal mods (I'm talking full red, bad values type of thing.) Whenever I get around to accepting it, I'll refund your broker's fee. Or, if I'm online, feel free to trade me in Jita 4/4! Thanks :)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I will draw and quarter your isk. "What is that?" you say? Well, here it is. You send me isk (minimum 1 mil because I don't have a lot of paper) then I will draw that amount of isk on a piece of paper and then tear that paper into quarters. Then I can post a picture of the ripped paper for you to enjoy.
BONUS DEALS (that are definitely not worth it)
50+ million and I will take 2 pictures (before and after I rip the paper)
500+ million (lol as if) and I'll take a video of me ripping it.
REVIEWS:
"what are you talking about" - my roommate
"why are you calling me, is something wrong" - my mom