Kenny Xorph

Kenny Xorph grew up on a dusty asteroid, dreaming of lasers and ISK.

As a kid, he carved *“Space Rocks!”* into an asteroid with a mining laser during a school trip, sparking his love for mining. That asteroid sold for 3 million ISK, earning Kenny the title of *“Youngest Miner to Profit from a Mistake.”*

Kenny’s ship, the *Rock Eater*, is a neon spectacle decked out with holograms that read *“Ore or Nothing!”* and equipped with a mining laser so overpowered, it’s practically an interstellar flashlight. He spends his days mining asteroids, dodging pirates, and hosting *“Laser Karaoke Nights”* for fellow miners. His renditions of *“Dust in the Belt”* and *“Living on Ore”* are legendary.

Rumor has it Kenny once mined so efficiently that he caused a market crash. Another rumor says he mined a rival corp’s structure, claiming it was a “chunky asteroid.” This incident earned him a bounty and a loyal fan club who admire his bold, if reckless, mining style.

Kenny’s philosophy? *“If it sparkles, it’s worth mining.”* But he’s also known to say, *“If it moves, scan it. If it doesn’t, mine it. If it complains, it’s probably a pirate!”*

Whether you see him as a mining prodigy, cosmic troublemaker, or just the guy who knows where to find the best ore, one thing is certain: Kenny Xorph is carving his name into the stars—one asteroid at a time.

Kill: Blood Raiders Stronghold

Dashboard

Stats

Kills47

Losses4

Efficiency92%

ISK Destroyed5.20b

ISK Lost149.50m

ISK Efficiency97%

Solo Kills0

Solo Losses1

NPC Losses0

Blob Factor16.23