(5:56:09 PM) Cap: SHUT THE FUCK UP KYLE (6:01:08 PM) Cap: SHUT THE FUCK UP KYLE JESUS CHRIST (6:01:27 PM) Cap: Actually I don't even remember why I'm mad at kyle
"Have you guys ever woken up in the middle of the night with morning wood but you also had to pee so you had to just pee onto the shower wall? I've had to do that like 3 in times this week and the shower ain't smelling great I think I'm getting pissed infused with the grout I've tried using the toilet but I have to choose either a Chris Kyle American sniper distance of like 4 feet from the toilet and hope it arches in. Or have to do this awkward wall pushup over the toilet I'm thinking about if there's some sort of device I can use for stream redirection like a garden hose but nonetheless I would have to clean it, and I'm not that attentive. I guess I'm forced to cope with the piss grout." - Sanchke
"look you silly professional i know youve got decades of direct experience and domain knowledge but my textbook says you're wrong and here's the theoretical formula with a dozen assumptions saying why" - Alfonso da Napoli