An ancient soul from the sacred forums of Something Awful, Micromancer clawed their way from shitposts to shitfits, finally docking forever in the cursed docking ring of EVE Online. Born amid grease and irony, suckled by memes older than your alliance, they roam null like a horny ghost—part scout, part explorer, part eldritch shitposter.
Known for sneaking through hostile space just to ping the locals with a deadpan “nice citadel,” they live for the weirdness and wonders that only EVE can produce. Their love for this cursed sandbox is summed up in the absurd relics of its history:
Quotes that define why they stay:
CCP_Falcon: time to penis is going to be amazing for drawing on screen