and as slave of a highsec mining corp, henceforth until the day you die, all day every day, you will be cycling a mining laser, turning big rocks into little rocks. Now, when you get there, they gonna take away your name, give you a number and a retriever, and say "Get to work!" One word of sass, they mute you on the discord. And they good at it, too. You won't get back in with an alt.

They gonna work ya all day, every day, till you burn out. Then, they're gonna kick you for inactivity, throw your ass down the miner hole.

And that will be the story of you, miner.