"If you really want something in this life, you're gonna have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!" -Homer Simpson "If you think nothing's impossible, try slamming a revolving door." -Some guy on the London Underground "Friends are just people you haven't shot yet." -mr chunky "Go out and grab some gusto. And if the gusto files a lawsuit, claim you were misinterpreted." -Dogbert, Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook "Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.' -Winston Churchill