When you’re riding in a sleigh And you hear something spray Diarrhea When you’re climbing up a mountain And your butt becomes a fountain Diarrhea
When you’re driving in your car And your house is just too far Diarrhea When your stomach is in pain And it’s making chocolate rain Diarrhea
Whe you think its chicken soup But it’s really liquid poop Diarrhea When you’re climbing up a tree And it trickles down your knee Diarrhea
When you are driving in your chevy And you’re feeling some something heavy diarrhea When it’s comming out your bum Like a bullet in a gun diarrhea
When you’re walking down the hall And it splatters on the wall diarrhea When you’re in a Jumbo Jet And your butt starts to sweat diarrhea
When you think your friends are joking But your pants are brown and soaking diarrhea When you’re walking in the attic And your butt goes automatic diarrhea
When you’re on a first date And you have the taco plate diarrhea When you’re eating some Chinese and your ass begins to sneeze diarrhea
When you’re surfing on the net And your butt gets hot and wet diarrhea
When you’re hanging upside down And your face is turning brown diarrhea When it sounds like a horn And your butt poops out some corn diarrhea
When you’re shopping at the store And its dripping on the floor diarrhea When you’re swimming in a pool And you leave a trail of stool diarrhea