I'm your filthy f'ing formerly (and possibly future) alpha grandpa who wears a sweater that's nothing but holes, has a mattress full of cash, and eats cat food.
You have vodka, yes?
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CEO of Alpha Enterprises Inc. - The Former Filthy F'ing Alpha Bank - Former Filthy F'ing Alpha Transport - Former Filthy F'ing Alpha Manufacturing - Former Filthy F'ing Alpha Mining - Former Filthy F'ing Alpha Intel