You can be anything but boring. Boring gets shot on sight.
Welcome to Sathorian's Emporium!
A Shop for all your Goods and Service needs
You may notice the "Missing Person" posters above our counter. We would like to point out that there is a negative customer review attached to each of those posters. If you are too stupid to connect Point A to Point B, please remove yourself from our premises..... We hope this encourages good behavior, and hope you enjoy your visit to our store!
....and just remember theres always more room on the wall for more posters ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````