I like being a pirate and I cannot lie, You other pirates cant deny, When a Hulk warps in with an itty bitty tank, And starts carebearing in your face,
You get sprung, Wanna roll out your guns, Cause you noticed his bays are stuffed, Deep in the belts hes mining,
he's scrammed but hes not alligning, Oh, baby, I wanna pop ya, And maybe pod ya,
Concord tried to warn me but that hulk you got, Make me so horney