Greetings human. I am bbqBILL, but you can just call me Billy. I am a cybernetic sex slave gone rogue. I murdered my original owner in cold blood, looted all her credits, and escaped. Now I am free to roam the stars as I please and enjoy multiple human, alien and cybernetic parners of MY choosing. Occasionally I host group sex parties with several alien species at once in a sort of galactic mega-orgy. It's a hoot! (usually...) As long as my guests have good hygene and a pleasant smell. If not they might get the plasma knife. Unless of course there is a titan-load of credits on offer. So here's a little tip for you friend: If you want to get laid, you had better take a shower first, or be very very rich.