"So you're in Commando Guri after washing out that State propaganda gunk behind your ears, great. What does it "mean" to be a Gurista, though? Well, it means whatever the frack you want it to be, dumbass; you're a pirate, whoop-di-frackin' doo! Did you think this was some soft self-help pamphlet? We're not a support group, we're a bunch of brothers and sisters who believe in a common philosophy: You're not my real dad, piss off."