"the vogon ship hung in the air in such a way that a brick doesn't"
Joji grew up in an on-world mining colony, where he was force fed gravel by his three poly fathers.
He found help form the Gallente federation who would train him in the ways of space, despite being bullied by the other pilots for his fear of flying Joji went on to be the CEO of his own corperation and developed his chronic addiction to fedo toothpaste.