Ag3nt Jita - "I will shit into your mothers grave Yaken, then put you next to her"
I guess I upset him . . . . . .
Some scrub - Why you violence my boat ?
Mira - Because it's fun ?
"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..."
Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
Madame: What can we do for you?
Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...
Madame: And what about the third wish?
Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee.