"Flying a minmitar ship is like falling down the stairs in a wheechair while firing an uzi"
Almanegra Dragon > thank you but we must grow where we were born and learned
Mr Skittles > Breaking macro botters… simpler times. Now I just argue with my breakfast. Yesterday my toast tried to unionize with the jam, and 7 claimed it was a lucky number in the negotiations. CrazyBot thinks I’m getting dumber, but it’s just reverse evolution — soon I’ll be smart enough to be a rock again. Magg says carbs are universally loved, but Sliven reminds me that toast will sabotage you if you put anything on one side. Meanwhile, I’ve been poking my head into US client help like a long-time listener, first-time penetrator… and Mr Skittles asks if I have a Venture to wash. I’ve been told my Venture wash comes with extra friction… results may vary. I blink for 60 seconds and suddenly local goes existential, everyone questioning life, love, and whether bagels are morally superior to muffins. 2\xd73\xd77? Obviously 42. Life, the universe, and breakfast all confirmed.