"If violence fails, use additional violence."

"If I hear you say that one more time, I will invert your penis with my foot."

"Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment."

"There is no good or evil. Only weight, and those too weak to lift it."

"I've heard it said that wisdom is gained through suffering. Tonight, I intend to make you very wise."

"You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, when you're really cold diarrhea in a dixy cup."

"If someone starts a fight with you and you come out on top, find their wallet and snag a $20. You taught them a valuable lesson, and in this dojo, we do not teach for free."

"Sir, if I am to be insulted, I must first value your opinion."

"Forgiveness is the greatest gift one can bestow on a sinner. Unfortunately, some sins are so great that forgiveness needs to be wreathed in a full metal jacket."

"You will always be luckier and unluckier than someone else. More privelaged and poorer than someone else. Luck and privelage are not sins. Squandering them is." - Solfis the war golem







Possible names of my new band
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Butt Fuck And The Poopy Dicks
Megapiss
Penis McGriddle
Renaissance Fartist
Pickle In The Door
Guitarded And The Drumasses
Clumpy Dick Cheese (New Hit Single - Put That On Your Nachos)