The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied and they set out, but in midstream
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "It's my nature...thanks for the lootz"


[03:56:05] Chris Kanjus > I forgot eve has people like you
[03:56:17] Chris Kanjus > cunt


2014.09.30 19:25:00
Victim: CCP Guard
Corp: C C P
Alliance: C C P Alliance
Faction: Unknown
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Jita
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 461

Involved parties:

Name: Apiece O'pie (laid the final blow)
Security: -2.30
Corp: Concentrated Evil
Alliance: The Marmite Collective
Faction: None
Ship: Catalyst