Morning: The story of an EVE Player.

Eve: You don’t have a toothbrush.
Player: Buy Electric Toothbrush I.
Eve: WARNING! That module is 43 jumps away!
Player: Fly to module.
Eve: Autopilot disabled. waypoint reached.
Player: Dock
Eve: Docking permission requested
Player: Dock
Player: Dock
Player: Dock
Eve: Docking request... Accepted.
Player: Equip Electric Toothbrush I.
Eve: You don’t have the skills necessary to use that item!
Player: Buy Teethbrushing.
Player: Train Teethbrushing I.
Player: Wandering aimlessly in captains quaters.
Eve: Skill training complete.
Player: Equip Electric Toothbrush I
Eve: You don’t have the skills necessary to use that item!
Player: Buy Electric Toothbrush Operation.
Player: Train Electric Toothbrush Operation I.
Eve: Skill training completed.
Player: Equip Electric Toothbrush I.
Eve: Insufficient power!
Player: Facepalm

PVP-Skills:
Paranoia lvl 5
Long Range Running lvl 5
Rapid Docking lvl 5
Logoff Speed lvl 5
Advanced R