The Fundamental Rules of Eve: 1: Don't fly what you can't afford to lose. 2: Don't fly what you can't properly fit (this meansmedium/small guns and repairers do NOT go on battleships). 3: Watch....Fucking....Local.... 4: Contrary to popular belief, you cannot take on that hostile fleet solo. 5: Fear the cloaking drake. If you don't know why, stick around and see what happens. 6: Just about any ship can fit a cyno (see #5 above). 7: The copy/paste damage hits aren't scaring anyone-really-we don't care about your omgwtf structure hits. 8: Carry both long and short range ammo. 9: That "You're entering low security space" message actually means something. 10: Remember to change autopilot settings when hauling throughout empire. 11: The scanner is your friend. 12: Combat probes are your enemy 13: Stay aligned 14: When investigating wormholes, bookmark both sides of the hole