I am a capsuleer who really hates bios that are trying hard to look impressive/intimidating/philosophical. Like, seriously, what's up with all the random friggin quotes and unnecessarily bold/colorized text? Is that what cool is supposed to be?
"A WARRIOR NEVER SLEEPS UNLESS IT'S TUESDAY AND THEN [RANDOM IN-JOKE RELATING TO YOU AND YOUR IMMEDIATE FRIEND GROUP]" - SUN "MICHAEL SCOTT" TZU
See? Wasn't that annoying? I literally upset myself.
Anyway please don't kill me I am very afraid thank you.