Your staring at my eye..... Everyone does.... a mark of pride it is indeed, an accident is how it happened.
A load of Noxicum spilled over during an offloading in station. Luckily I was not buried, the prostitute was no so lucky. Think her name was Spaceship B...... something but a miner I still remain as was my father, The nox nearly killed me, poisonus the stuff is,
True to the ore I am. Spending days in space, Unwashed and grimey in my captains seat, stinking up my cabin, finding the occasional skidmark in the pants, finding the occasional klingong smeared between cheeks, I think they call that sharting, fart/shit in one, I mine my own gastric gasses and sell on market. did I mention I freeball? well now you know. No butthuggers or tighty whities for me.
Im a real miner to the grimey core. I dont need a change of clothes, Unless im pissing out the wrong hole into my pants. My groin has never known scissor or blade, Im a real man, a rugged miner.
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