One day I came home and saw a guy jogging naked, I said "Hey buddy why are you doing that", he said "cause you came home early". A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told meto go and keep an eye on it. My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. When I was born, the doctor said to my father, " I'm sorry, we did everything we could but he still pulled thru". I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said "on your mark"
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