Want to become a pirate follow this easy 2 step guide Step 1. Remove eye with spoon (dont use a wooden spoon) replace with patch Step 2. Cut off the hand you use the least and a leg replace with hook and wooden leg WARNING! - DO NOT BECOME A PIRATE IF PREGNANT OR ON BLOOD THINNING DRUGS "Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity." -Robert A. Heinlein
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