Once upon a time there was born a child of perfect bloodline and talent to match. This child would grow up to be the most admired and revered ruler of his people. His compassion and wisdom for those who served him crafted an empire never seen before nor after........this is not that tale!
This Zaphog is an average guy trying to lead an average existence surrounded in a universe of ultra-extraordinary beings. Because lets face it, there is nothing glamorous in being a honest and non-descript character.
But if you are in the mood and the alcohol has well traveled to your brain pull up a chair and talk to the best bullshit artist in the eve universe. Because as his great zen master once told him....."the sun shines even on a dogs ass once in a while."
The above opinions and commentary are not endorsed by CCP or the parent corp of our "hero." Any similarities to your own eve paradigm is highly likely.