"So when you blow your payload in the face of some unsuspecting miner, it'll feel much better" --CCP BlueScreen (say it out loud) 3:35-3:45 mark Inferno pre-release Dev Vlog
"Oh..my...God, Becky, look at her Kronos. It is so big. It looks like one of those mission runner's bling fits who understands those mission guys They only talk about that ship because its a total isk whore"
I like big SHIPS and I can not lie You other podders can't deny That when a Rokh warps in with an itty bitty waist And 8 hybrids in your face
You get POPPED, got your warp-off stopped 'Cuz you notice that scram don't drop Deep in the bio skin she's wearin' I'm webbed and I can't stop swearin'
Oh baby, I wanna get with'cha and take your picture My corpmates tried to warn me but that Scorp you got Make me so horny Oooh rumple Ishukone Skin You say you wanna get in my Paladin? Well train me, carebear, 'cuz you ain't that average krabby
I've seen'em tussle, hell with transversal She's sweat, wet, got it going like a dual-propped corvette
I'm tired of Blue Donut queens, saying Caracals are the thing Take the average Minmatar and ask him that... She gotta pack much back
So Goons (yeah), Papis (yeah) think your doctrine's got the stuff? (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake that healthy hull.
BS got back.
((Jita face with a 1DQ booty...))
I like'em Caldari and big and when i'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin like an animal CCP loves Scandal.
I wanna get you scrammed and UH infini-point UH UH I ain't talkin' about Typhoons 'cuz plywood ships are shitty toys
So your girlfriend's fits are trashy 'Cuz she reads those blogs by Ashy But Mittani ain't got Raven sittin' back in his hangar
So the 'meta' says Rokh's suck But I don't give no fucks. Cuz your shields are flickin and your dps is kickin And I'm thinkin' about stickin To the Caldari ships and crazy fits
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