If you’re reading this, something has probably gone wrong.
Perhaps your ship experienced an “unexpected structural failure.” Perhaps you believe our pilots acted with “excessive enthusiasm.” Or perhaps Rogger sold you something that made a noise it absolutely should not have made.
Whatever the case, I am here to assist.
As Diplomat of Black Lagoon, I handle all formal communications, negotiations, complaints, ceasefires, and strongly worded messages. I listen carefully, respond professionally, and do my best to ensure all parties feel… acknowledged.
As Director of Ship and Ship module Sales, I also oversee our inventory of certified pre-owned vessels. Every ship we offer has been recertified, lightly refurbished, and thoroughly cleaned—most of the time removing all traces of its previous owner.
If your ship was recently destroyed by our corporation, I would like to personally thank you for contributing to our quality assurance program. Should you wish to return to space, I can offer you a competitive deal on a replacement vessel—possibly even the same one, depending on recovery conditions.
We pride ourselves on professionalism, efficiency, and a flexible interpretation of “ownership history.”
For diplomatic matters, restitution requests, or ship purchases, please contact me directly.
For emotional support, I recommend taking a moment, breathing, and considering a bulk discount.