Authorities are investigating the theft of a late model hurricane battlecruiser, sometimes referred to as "this stupid fucking ship, by the owner" The 1978 brown panel van "haji-rigged" hurricane was last seen in headed north to the Canadian border. Witnesses described the driver as a deranged lunatic with a brown fur hat, sunglasses and drinking a half full bottle of Molson Beer. "He was weaving into the ditches trying to hit a giant Moose!" one innocent bystander remarked. The owner of the battlecruiser has offered a 4 isk reward for information leading to the recovery of his ship.
Heylookafork > pushed beyond his means by an internet mmo, a man seeks solitude by the freeways of canada - burkus destounikus is............THE MOOSE HUNTER!
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