As a service to my fellow players, the Standard EVE Online Biography will contain the following: INTERNET TOUGH GUY POSTURING!!!!!!!! Vague Existentialist ramblings about how life and everything is, like, meaningless and stuff.
Angry Messages from people you have suicide ganked. This is known as the Tear Harvesting Repository.
(Allegedly) Witty statements from Local/Corp/Alliance chat about how you are evil/depraved/awesome/amazing/handsome/ugly/how much XYZ wants to have sex with you/how much you want to have sex with XYZ
Optional Items:
Random Kill Mail: chosen for who knows what crazy reason
Word Art featuring Bunnies, Tanks or Pornography....bonus points if it depicts Bunnies committing Pornographic acts on top of a Tank
Statement of the player's IRL Nationality
Those are the contents of almost all bios in EVE Online. You now need never look at another player's bio ever again.
Please donate 1 million ISK to me in gratitude for saving you time.
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