*bzt* *crackle* ...lo? *warble* Hel... *static hiss* *static noise* Crappy piece of... ah! It works!! *background noise* My real name is *warble* Andrew, and I'm a freelancer. *static noise* *click*
*crackling* I keep telling you... what? Tell more? *breathing into mike* You're being such a pain. *static noise* Yes, yes... just turn it on... *gasp* It's already on? Why YOU... *hissing* Need to take care of some necessary roughness right about now. *click*
*frequencies changing rapidly* ... the frag is going on? *sizzling* That noise... that can't be good. *crackling* Ugh... I'm getting too old for this sh... *static noise* Stop messing with my buttons! *rapid frequency changes* *loud banging noise* I told you!! Stop... *big silence* Oh, crap! It's on again!? *click*