I have been around twice. Talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, been to three galaxy fairs. I have met an old Caldari man with a wooden cock. Pushed more peeter, sweeter and more completer than any other peeter pusher around.
I'm a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin' tootin' shootin' poddin' demolition double cap crimpin capsuleer. There aint nothin I cant do. No system to far, no gate camp to rough, no muff to tough.
Been a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large calibre ship with a small calibre bullet. Flown all kinds of ships, Frigates, Cruisers, Battleships, and those big mother fuckers that go shhh'shhh and take forever to align.
Anything in life worth doing, is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I am a WCS PvP'er. I'll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refeuling is done.
So if youre feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this capsuleer;s been there, done that and is going back for more.