On the first day, His ADSL connection was no more. On the second day, He realized that the oh-so-fabled 3G tether sucketh.
Quoth the ping, 13000 ms! Quoth the ping, 30% packet loss! And He heard the long silences, when no TCP/IP packet shalt pass for aeons of time.
On the Fourtieth day and Second, He cursed the Tesco Devils, for they failed to deliver him the Holy Router. On the Fourtieth day and Ninth, he was disconnetting Ten and Five times per night.
But, on the Fiftieth day, Thy Holy Door of Heaven openeth! Here was the Holy Postman. Qoth the Postman: "Yo bro I got mail foo joo!"
And he unlocked the Dreadful Gates of the Internet. And He pinged 23 ms, and He saw it was a good thing.
On the fiftieth day he could download pr0n again.
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