Flying a Minmatar ship is like duct taping rockets to your office chair and throwing yourself down a flight of stairs while dual-wielding uzis.
You may have been playing Eve too long if: - When a fight starts in a bar you step forward and say ‘Don’t worry guys, I got this. I’m tanked for Kinetic.’
- When you have a car accident, you get out and run before they pod you
- Your cats names are praetor, ogre, beserker, and wasp.
- You skip a shower to defend your alliance.
- If you can’t find a parking spot at the store, you immediately think of the lag in Jita.
- Your daughter calls a kid a ‘filthy amarr noob’ when she’s at school
- You proudly state “I fly interceptors” at parties when confronted with a Fighter Pilot.
- When your GF starts complaining at you, you wonder how long before the agro brake